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Last night Alex got me a coke out of a vending machine and look what name was on it.. 😝💃wooo

Last night Alex got me a coke out of a vending machine and look what name was on it.. 😝💃wooo

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heldyourpride:

This is my new kitty his name is astro 😍

heldyourpride:

This is my new kitty his name is astro 😍

butlovinghimwasred:

kingmikewarren:

that one person who whenever they come online you just

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i smell friend

taylorswift I SMELL FRIEND

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Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

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a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy

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butlovinghimwasred:

simplysfans:

Taylor, REPLY:

taylorswift this is your chance

butlovinghimwasred:

simplysfans:

Taylor, REPLY:

taylorswift this is your chance

nikefamousss:

@nikefamousss

nikefamousss:

@nikefamousss